is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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