well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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