Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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