if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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