People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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