So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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