her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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