I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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