I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
