I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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