And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize
