I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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