can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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