she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
my sisters under your porch take her home
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Randomize
