I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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