Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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