I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
