But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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