I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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