no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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