This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
i think i have two assholes
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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