That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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