That's intense
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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