Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
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