Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
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