garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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