I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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