I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
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