So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
