I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Can I color on your dick again?
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
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