Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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