reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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