just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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