Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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