it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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