you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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