He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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