HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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