She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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