New invention idea: vibrating tampons
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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