I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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