Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
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You. Win. At. Life.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Randomize
