Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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