no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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