But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
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