Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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