she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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