So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Randomize
