Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
