I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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