Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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