i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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