she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
You made out with two different species that night
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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