please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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